Alex and Johnny whine about their slight disappointment with this episode, but also create a new couple to ship - Bronn and Olenna. BroLenna, Ladies and Gents. Let that tickle your brain masses for a minute.

Shireen's not dead.

SPOILER ALERT - Alex and Johnny (well, mostly Alex) could NOT stop themselves from talking about something awesome in the books that looks like will happen on the show. Here's a little Easter Egg to brighten your day if you feel so inclined.

Seriously? I mean, we saw it coming in Episode 2, but SERIOUSLY?! RIP, Shireen...

Highlights from this week's behemoth episode! Listen and be enticed to cancel your dinner plans so you can listen to the whole thing! One word: Dorne-ifornians.

Until you have time for the whole podcast, here are some clips of Johnny and Alexandra's overall opinions of the episode, Alex's brilliant Daario impersonation, Johnny grossing Alex the fuck out AGAIN, and possible soundtracks for Dorne. Oh, and, the Lord Commander’s fanny pack. Enjoy!

Clips of Johnny’s and my overall opinions of the episode, my brilliant Daario impersonation, Johnny grossing me the fuck out AGAIN, and possible soundtracks for Dorne. Oh, and, the Lord Commander’s fanny pack.

Alexandra and Johnny attempt coherent analysis of "Hardhome," but pretty much spend 90 minutes squeeing over how awesome this episode was. Because, Tyrion and Dany. Because, Sansa and Theon. Because, Night King. BECAUSE, WUN-WUN.