Johnny and Alex discuss episode 2 of season 1, "The Kingsroad," and the corresponding chapters in the first book of the "A Song of Ice and Fire" series. So bloody (poor Micah), yet so sexy (Drogo&Dany4LYFE)!

Johnny and Alex pick apart "Winter is Coming," the series premiere of "Game of Thrones," and also the corresponding chapters in the book of the same name.

In which Johnny and Alex lose their damn minds over a few good pieces of news.

Alex and Johnny whine about their slight disappointment with this episode, but also create a new couple to ship - Bronn and Olenna. BroLenna, Ladies and Gents. Let that tickle your brain masses for a minute.

Shireen's not dead.

SPOILER ALERT - Alex and Johnny (well, mostly Alex) could NOT stop themselves from talking about something awesome in the books that looks like will happen on the show. Here's a little Easter Egg to brighten your day if you feel so inclined.

Seriously? I mean, we saw it coming in Episode 2, but SERIOUSLY?! RIP, Shireen...

Highlights from this week's behemoth episode! Listen and be enticed to cancel your dinner plans so you can listen to the whole thing! One word: Dorne-ifornians.

Until you have time for the whole podcast, here are some clips of Johnny and Alexandra's overall opinions of the episode, Alex's brilliant Daario impersonation, Johnny grossing Alex the fuck out AGAIN, and possible soundtracks for Dorne. Oh, and, the Lord Commander’s fanny pack. Enjoy!

Clips of Johnny’s and my overall opinions of the episode, my brilliant Daario impersonation, Johnny grossing me the fuck out AGAIN, and possible soundtracks for Dorne. Oh, and, the Lord Commander’s fanny pack.

Alexandra and Johnny attempt coherent analysis of "Hardhome," but pretty much spend 90 minutes squeeing over how awesome this episode was. Because, Tyrion and Dany. Because, Sansa and Theon. Because, Night King. BECAUSE, WUN-WUN.

Here's a little taste of this week's ep before you sit down to the whole thing! Johnny had a couple of epic, "I'm a boy and I'm gross," moments, so Alexandra spliced them into a reel for him. If you enjoy the word "bunghole" and her discomfort, you'll luuuuuv this.

This week, Johnny and Alexandra discuss the sad tidings at Winterfell, Sam's first date, Dornish boobs, and a Dany's new toy. Also, if you haven't seen the films "Cube," "Brother Sun, Sister Moon," "Stigmata," or esteemed soap opera, "General Hospital" circa 2002-3... apologies in advance. We digressed...

In case you don't have time just now to listen to the entire podcast, here's our favorite part: the Scooby Doo/GoT Crossover you never knew you needed.

Johnny and Alexandra tackle the episode's "controversial" ending, how Arya's doing in drama school and her visit to the Cave of Faces, Petyr Baelish's master plan, and, of course, "The Great Dornish Caper!" starring our new favorite couple, Bronn and Jaime. First one to send a B/J slash fic our way wins a shoutout! Also, there is much, much Scooby Doo to be had this week. You'll see.

Johnny makes his triumphant return after sitting Shiva for Ser Barristan, and he and Alexandra dive right into such trenchant topics as, "Big Brother: The Vale of Arryn Edition," why one NEVER goes full Greyscale, Shireen's impending doom and Tormund Giantsbane's use of sign-language. AVOID minutes 23-27 if you don't want to be spoiled for something minor - things got away from us. Also, ignore me when I say that this is one of our shorter episodes. It's not.

Join Alexandra and special guest host, stand up comedian Jodi Miller as they discuss Jaime's journey to get his balls back, Melisandre's magical Brazilian, whether or not Bran will be able to have children, and the utterly unnecessary demise of everyone's favorite knight/Pop Pop. Also, Alexandra drops a "Star Wars" reference. You're welcome, Star Wars Fans. May the 4th be blah blah blah...